Please, please, please do something. I know you have many ailments and I know you cannot hear well, but please
do something about leaving your dog outside to bark ALL fucking night long (now for two nights). I know you almost came to fist fighting with the preachers wife last summer, so, let's avoid this now. I know you have a son and daughter who are in their 20's and could probably help you out. You are still good friends with your ex-husband who apparently has a place out in the county... take the dog there. Also, while we are at it... this is unacceptable...

I know you may not have a ton of money, but you do have a ton of junk and we see you carrying out stuff all the time. How much could you possibly have in that house, and do you have to let it all stack up in your backyard and front porch?? Remember when one pile caught on fire last year and almost burned down our fence? You have a love for plants as we do, and I would think that you would do a bit more to take care of them or at least thin them out so it would be easier for you to take care of. Your son, bless his heart, seems to try and help out, but to no avail... I see you start projects (like this past weekend), only to let them sit unfinished for days and weeks on end. You seem to be a very nice person, as do your kids, but you are on a corner spot where everyone can see your front and back yards from the street... I (and others in the gayborhood) think you should make an effort to once and for all get your yard together and get the vocals snipped out your dog... it would be ashame for such a nice person to be disliked by so many who live around them. If this is what the outside of your house is like, I can't imagine what the inside is like. Our homes are connected... and you know as well as I, that anything you do (or don't do) that effects the stability of your house, effects mine. I know you rent yours, but you need to get on your owners ass and have him help you with some work (chimney, paint, windows)... otherwise move out and leave it for him... I am sure he would not be able to rent it out or sell it until that kind of work is done. Until next time... thanks (and please shut that damn dog up... I need sleep).
Sincerely,
Your gaybors.